dead grotty

I think Lafayette may be the only man who can pull off wearing a belted jersey dress over jeans.

Must rapidly consume this frozen yogurt

Though I actually like it when my ice cream/frozen yogurt is all melted, though I don’t intentionally wait to eat it unless it’s soupy.  Soupy ice cream and ice cream at the tip of the cone are the best.

A Conclusion

thelarch:

I think it’s pretty much a given that you win the game of life when you recognize yourself as one of the five coolest people that you know…

Granted, that’s just my opinion.

(if you are wondering: I am currently the 17th coolest person that I know)

 I had to laugh…this seems so random.

This is the best yogurt ever. It’s chocolate, organic, and fat-free.

I’m a yogurt fiend, don’t judge me :)

It’s cold here in Orlando, but not that cold!  FAIL.  Also, FAIL to Mother Nature, since this weather will only last until today.

My life’s blood, though I’m having it only for the first time this week! What’s yours?

Something I actually heard today

Student on campus talking to a friend while waiting for their orders:

“I like, like my coffee kind of cold, so I, you know, put like, ice in it or whatever.”

I guess she’s majoring in butchering the English language?  I suppose saying “I like iced coffee” makes just a little too much sense.

Bret, you got it goin’ on

An ode to Bret, my favorite half of Flight of the Conchords, and his animal shirts.  Here are just a mere handful:

And one of my absolute favorite moments from the show:

F—- him, Betty!

So I was a bit pissed off, more than any normal person would be, when Archie finally chose between Betty and Veronica and he ended up proposing to Ronnie, dropping down on one knee while Betty looked on, no less.

Seriously, how many times must Archie break her heart?  Eventually I got over his choice, though I never made peace with it.  Then I saw this:

My first thoughts were:

1. The artwork has seriously gone downhill.  When did Archie get jay Leno’s chin and Betty get man hands?
2. Proposing at Pop Tate’s?  You’re kidding me, right?  Ronnie gets proposed to at a jewelry store while Betty gets Pop’s, complete with what looks like spilled grape soda on the table?
3. Where is the patented Reggie Mantle sneer?  He looks high or half-asleep here!
4. Now he proposes to Betty?  What the fuck is going on?

Then I read this article from the NY Times website that explains everything.  Basically this is a six-part series in which Archie first envisions his life after proposing to Veronica and then wonders how it’d be like if he popped the question to Betty.

Why is Betty always second banana to Ronnie?  She should be getting tired of Archie’s shit!  I say stop being a lovesick doormat, take the blinders off and hook up with Jughead!  He already loves her cooking and respects her as a person, not to mention that he’s a drummer in a band and has a laidback attitude that would fit perfectly with her energy and cheerfulness.

I’m all for love triangles, but this one cannot be broken fast enough.  Betty is entirely too good for Archie…he and Ronnie deserve each other!

</end rant>

You’re kidding me

It’s October right now and the weather is positively summer-like.  Feels like 97 when it’s 89?  Give me a break!

68 degrees Fahrenheit

That is the temperature right now…pretty sweet!

It actually feels like fall, for now, at least.